Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and \
| padded it out with four pairs of tennis |
| socks, not my style at all, but that |
| was what I was aiming for: If they |
| think you're crude, go technical; if |
| they think you're technical, go crude. |
| I'm a very technical boy. So I decided |
| to get as crude as possible. These |
| days, though, you have to be pretty |
| technical before you can even aspire to |
| crudeness. |
| |
\ -- William Gibson, "Johnny Mnemonic" /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;