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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ "Remember Kruschev: he tried to do too  \
| many things too fast, and he was        |
| removed in disgrace. If Gorbachev tries |
| to destroy the system or make too many  |
| fundamental changes to it, I believe    |
| the system will get rid of him. I am    |
| not a political scientist, but I        |
| understand the system very well. I      |
| believe he will have a "heart attack"   |
| or retire or be removed. He is up       |
| against a brick wall. If you think they |
| will change everything and become a     |
| free, open society, forget it!" --      |
| Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot    |
| who defected in 1976                    |
|                                         |
| "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6,   |
\ pg. 110                                 /
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;