Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / By the way, I can hardly feel sorry for \ | you... All last night I had to listen | | to her tears, so great they were | | redirected to a stream. What? Of | | _course_ you didn't know. You and your | | little group no longer have any | | permissions around here. She changed | | her .lock files, too. | | | | -- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the | \ private life of a Linux nerd / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;