Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What segment's this, that, laid to rest \ | On FHA0, is sleeping? What system file, | | lay here a while This, this is | | "acct.run," While hackers around it | | were weeping? Accounting file for | | everyone. | | | | Dump, dump it and type it out, | | | | The file, the highseg of login. Why | | lies it here, on public disk And why is | | it now unprotected? A bug in incant, | | made it thus. Mount, mount all your | | DECtapes now And copy the file somehow, | | somehow. The problem has not been | | corrected. | | | | Dump, dump it and type it out, | | | | The file, the highseg of login. | | | \ -- to Greensleeves / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;