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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A priest asked: What is Fate, Master?  \
|                                        |
| And the Master answered:               |
|                                        |
| It is that which gives a beast of      |
| burden its reason for existence. It is |
| that which men in former times had to  |
| bear upon their backs.                 |
|                                        |
| It is that which has caused nations to |
| build byways from City to City upon    |
| which carts and coaches pass, and      |
| alongside which inns have come to be   |
| built to stave off Hunger, Thirst and  |
| Weariness.                             |
|                                        |
| And that is Fate? said the priest.     |
|                                        |
| Fate... I thought you said Freight,    |
| responded the Master.                  |
|                                        |
| That's all right, said the priest. I   |
| wanted to know what Freight was too.   |
|                                        |
\ -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"         /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;