Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Legislation proposed in the Illinois \ | State Legislature, May, 1907: | | | | "Speed upon county roads will be | | limited to ten miles an hour unless the | | motorist sees a bailiff who does not | | appear to have had a drink in 30 days, | | when the driver will be permitted to | \ make what he can." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;