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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES       \
| BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #14              |
|                                         |
| Low Blows:                              |
|                                         |
| Let's say a man and woman are watching  |
| a boxing match on TV. One of the boxers |
| is felled by a low blow. The woman says |
| "Oh, gee. That must hurt." The man      |
| doubles over and actually FEELS the     |
| pain.                                   |
|                                         |
| Dressing Up:                            |
|                                         |
| A woman will dress up to go shopping,   |
| water the plants, empty the garbage,    |
| answer the phone, read a book, get the  |
| mail. A man will dress up for:          |
| weddings, funerals. Speaking of         |
| weddings, when reminiscing about        |
| weddings, women talk about "the         |
| ceremony". Men laugh about "the         |
| bachelor party".                        |
|                                         |
| David Letterman:                        |
|                                         |
| Men think David Letterman is the        |
| funniest man on the face of the Earth.  |
| Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky    |
\ guy who always has a bad haircut.       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;