Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and \
| Rotherham spreads out his feathers in |
| his courtship dance and imitates |
| Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on |
| one leg. The padanga is dying out |
| because the female padanga doesn't take |
| it too seriously. |
| |
| -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair |
\ Anarchist's Almanac" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;