Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ As soon as we started programming, we \
| found to our surprise that it wasn't as |
| easy to get programs right as we had |
| thought. Debugging had to be |
| discovered. I can remember the exact |
| instant when I realized that a large |
| part of my life from then on was going |
| to be spent in finding mistakes in my |
| own programs. |
| |
| -- Maurice Wilkes, designer of EDSAC, |
\ on programming, 1949 /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;