Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Day X+4 months: Microsoft ships NT 5.0 \ | for Intel.with a big media | | | | event on TV. IBM begins to ship Debian | | 4.6 as the | | | | standard OS on all machines from | | mainframe to PC | | | | and announces the move on Slashdot. | | | \ -- Christoph Lameter / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;