Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I mean, if 10 years from now, when you \ | are doing something quick and dirty, | | you suddenly visualize that I am | | looking over your shoulders and say to | | yourself, "Dijkstra would not have | | liked this", well that would be enough | \ immortality for me. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;