Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Our documentation manager was showing \
| her 2 year old son around the office. |
| He was introduced to me, at which time |
| he pointed out that we were both |
| holding bags of popcorn. We were both |
| holding bottles of juice. But only *he* |
| had a lollipop. |
| |
| He asked his mother, "Why doesn't HE |
| have a lollipop?" |
| |
| Her reply: "He can have a lollipop any |
| time he wants to. That's what it means |
\ to be a programmer." /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;