Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. \
| They had little pictures of cats on |
| them. Then I took one out and he ran |
| around in circles. |
| |
\ -- Steven Wright /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;