Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Anything else, sir?" asked the \ | attentive bellhop, trying his best to | | make the lady and gentleman comfortable | | in their penthouse suite in the posh | | hotel. | | | | "No. No, thank you," replied the | | gentleman. | | | | "Anything for your wife, sir?" the | | bellhop asked. | | | | "Why, yes, young man," said the | | gentleman. "Would you bring me a | \ postcard?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;