Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You first parents of the human race... \ | who ruined yourself for an apple, what | | might you have done for a truffled | | turkey? | | | | -- Brillat-savarin, "Physiologie du | \ Gout" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;