Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A scientific truth does not triumph by \ | convincing its opponents and making | | them see the light, but rather because | | its opponents eventually die and a new | | generation grows up that is familiar | | with it. | | | \ -- Max Planck / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;