Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... that the notions of "hardware", and \ | "software" should be extended by the | | notion of LIVEWARE - being that which | | produces software for use on hardware. | | This produces an obvious extension to | | the concept of MONITORS. A liveware | | monitor is a person dedicated to the | | task of ensuring that the liveware does | | not interfere with the real-time | | processes, invoking the REAL-TIME | | EXECUTIONER to delete liveware that | | adversely affects ... | | | \ -- Linden and Wihelminalaan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;