Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
________________________________________
/ Armstrong's Collection Law: \
| |
| If the check is truly in the mail, |
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\ it is surely made out to someone else. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;