Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________ / Veni, vidi, vici. \ | | | [I came, I saw, I conquered]. | | | \ -- Gaius Julius Caesar / ------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;