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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Rule of Feline Frustration:             \
|                                         |
| When your cat has fallen asleep on your |
| lap and looks utterly                   |
|                                         |
| content and adorable, you will suddenly |
| have to go to the                       |
|                                         |
\ bathroom.                               /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;