Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Male, n.: \ | | | A member of the unconsidered, or | | negligible sex. The male of the | | | | human race is commonly known to the | | female as Mere Man. The genus | | | | has two varieties: good providers and | | bad providers. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;