Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Now that you've read Fortune's diet \ | truths, you'll be prepared the next | | time some housewife or | | boutique-owner-turned-diet-expert | | appears on TV to plug her latest book. | | And, if you still feel a twinge of | | guilt for eating coffee cake while | | listening to her exhortations, ask | | yourself the following questions: | | | | (1) Do I dare trust a person who | | actually considers alfalfa sprouts a | | | | food? | | | | (2) Was the author's sole motive in | | writing this book to get rich | | | | exploiting the forlorn hopes of chubby | | people like me? | | | | (3) Would a longer life be worthwhile | | if it had to be lived as | | | | prescribed ... without French-fried | | onion rings, pizza with | | | | double cheese, or the occasional | | Mai-Tai? (Remember, living | | | | right doesn't really make you live | | longer, it just *seems* like | | | | longer.) | | | | That, and another piece of coffee cake, | \ should do the trick. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;