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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Now that you've read Fortune's diet     \
| truths, you'll be prepared the next     |
| time some housewife or                  |
| boutique-owner-turned-diet-expert       |
| appears on TV to plug her latest book.  |
| And, if you still feel a twinge of      |
| guilt for eating coffee cake while      |
| listening to her exhortations, ask      |
| yourself the following questions:       |
|                                         |
| (1) Do I dare trust a person who        |
| actually considers alfalfa sprouts a    |
|                                         |
| food?                                   |
|                                         |
| (2) Was the author's sole motive in     |
| writing this book to get rich           |
|                                         |
| exploiting the forlorn hopes of chubby  |
| people like me?                         |
|                                         |
| (3) Would a longer life be worthwhile   |
| if it had to be lived as                |
|                                         |
| prescribed ... without French-fried     |
| onion rings, pizza with                 |
|                                         |
| double cheese, or the occasional        |
| Mai-Tai? (Remember, living              |
|                                         |
| right doesn't really make you live      |
| longer, it just *seems* like            |
|                                         |
| longer.)                                |
|                                         |
| That, and another piece of coffee cake, |
\ should do the trick.                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;