Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Boss: You forgot to assign the result \
| of your map! |
| |
| Hacker: Dang, I'm always forgetting my |
| assignations... |
| |
| Boss: And what's that "goto" doing |
| there?!? |
| |
| Hacker: Er, I guess my finger slipped |
| when I was typing "getservbyport"... |
| |
| Boss: Ah well, accidents will happen. |
| Maybe we should have picked APL. |
| |
| -- Larry Wall in |
\ <199710311732.JAA19169@wall.org> /
----------------------------------------
\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;