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$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The Man Who Almost Invented The Vacuum  \
| Cleaner                                 |
|                                         |
| The man officially credited with        |
| inventing the vacuum cleaner is Hubert  |
| Cecil Booth. However, he got the idea   |
| from a man who almost invented it.      |
|                                         |
| In 1901 Booth visited a London          |
| music-hall. On the bill was an American |
| inventor with his wonder machine for    |
| removing dust from carpets.             |
|                                         |
| The machine comprised a box about one   |
| foot square with a bag on top. After    |
| watching the act -- which made everyone |
| in the front six rows sneeze -- Booth   |
| went round to the inventor's dressing   |
| room.                                   |
|                                         |
| "It should suck not blow," said Booth,  |
| coming straight to the point. "Suck?",  |
| exclaimed the enraged inventor. "Your   |
| machine just moves the dust around the  |
| room," Booth informed him. "Suck? Suck? |
| Sucking is not possible," was the       |
| inventor's reply and he stormed out.    |
| Booth proved that it was by the simple  |
| expedient of kneeling down, pursing his |
| lips and sucking the back of an         |
| armchair. "I almost choked," he said    |
| afterwards.                             |
|                                         |
| -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic    |
\ Failures"                               /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;