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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ An Hacker there was, one of the finest  \
| sort Who controlled the system;         |
| graphics was his sport. A manly man, to |
| be a wizard able; Many a protected file |
| he had sitting on his table. His        |
| console, when he typed, a man might     |
| hear Clicking and feeping wind as       |
| clear, Aye, and as loud as does the     |
| machine room bell Where my lord Hacker  |
| was Prior of the cell. The Rule of good |
| St Savage or St Doeppnor As old and     |
| strict he tended to ignore; He let go   |
| by the things of yesterday And took the |
| modern world's more spacious way. He    |
| did not rate that text as a plucked hen |
| Which says that Hackers are not holy    |
| men. And that a hacker underworked is a |
| mere Fish out of water, flapping on the |
| pier. That is to say, a hacker out of   |
| his cloister. That was a text he held   |
| not worth an oyster. And I agreed and   |
| said his views were sound; Was he to    |
| study till his head wend round Poring   |
| over books in the cloisters? Must he    |
| toil As Andy bade and till the very     |
| soil? Was he to leave the world upon    |
| the shelf? Let Andy have his labor to   |
| himself!                                |
|                                         |
| -- Chaucer                              |
|                                         |
\ [well, almost. Ed.]                     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;