Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ One of the major difficulties Trillian \
| experienced in her relationship with |
| Zaphod was learning to distinguish |
| between him pretending to be stupid |
| just to get people off their guard, |
| pretending to be stupid because he |
| couldn't be bothered to think and |
| wanted someone else to do it for him, |
| pretending to be so outrageously stupid |
| to hide the fact that he actually |
| didn't understand hat was going on, and |
| really being genuinely stupid. He was |
| reknowned for being quite clever and |
| quite clearly was so -- but not all the |
| time, which obviously worried him, |
| hence the act. He preferred people to |
| be puzzled rather than contemptuous. |
| This above all appeared to Trillian to |
| be genuinely stupid, but she could no |
| longer be bothered to argue about. |
| |
| -- Douglas Adams, _The Hitchhiker's |
\ Guide to the Galaxy_ /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;