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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Science! true daughter of Old Time thou \
| art! Who alterest all things with thy   |
| peering eyes. Why preyest thou thus     |
| upon the poet's heart, Vulture, whose   |
| wings are dull realities? How should he |
| love thee? or how deem thee wise? Who   |
| wouldst not leave him in his wandering  |
| To seek for treasure in the jewelled    |
| skies, Albeit he soared with an         |
| undaunted wing? Hast thou not dragged   |
| Diana from her car? And driven the      |
| Hamadryad from the wood To seek a       |
| shelter in some happier star? Hast thou |
| not torn the Naiad from her flood, The  |
| Elfin from the green grass, and from me |
| The summer dream beneath the tamarind   |
| tree?                                   |
|                                         |
\ -- Edgar Allen Poe, "Science, a Sonnet" /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;