Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ I've built a better model than the one \
| at Data General For data bases |
| vegetable, animal, and mineral My OS |
| handles CPUs with multiplexed duality; |
| My PL/1 compiler shows impressive |
| functionality. My storage system's |
| better than magnetic core polarity, You |
| never have to bother checking out a bit |
| for parity; There isn't any reason to |
| install non-static floor matting; My |
| disk drive has capacity for variable |
| formatting. |
| |
| I feel compelled to mention what I know |
| to be a gloating point: There's lots of |
| room in memory for variables |
| floating-point, Which shows for input |
| vegetable, animal, and mineral I've |
| built a better model than the one at |
| Data General. |
| |
| -- Steve Levine, "A Computer Song" (To |
| the tune of |
| |
| "Modern Major General", from "Pirates |
| of Penzance", |
| |
\ by Gilbert & Sullivan) /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;