Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ A young man and his girlfriend were \
| walking along Main Street when she |
| spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a |
| jewelry-store window. "Wow, I'd sure |
| love to have that!" she gushed. |
| |
| "No problem," her companion replied, |
| throwing a brick through the window and |
| grabbing the ring. |
| |
| A few blocks later, the woman admired a |
| full-length sable coat. "What I'd give |
| to own that," she said, sighing. |
| |
| "No problem," he said, throwing a brick |
| through the window and grabbing the |
| coat. |
| |
| Finally, turning for home, they passed |
| a car dealership. "Boy, I'd do anything |
| for one of those Rolls-Royces," she |
| said. |
| |
| "Jeez, baby," the guy moaned, "you |
\ think I'm made of bricks?" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;