Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Science! true daughter of Old Time thou \ | art! Who alterest all things with thy | | peering eyes. Why preyest thou thus | | upon the poet's heart, Vulture, whose | | wings are dull realities? How should he | | love thee? or how deem thee wise? Who | | wouldst not leave him in his wandering | | To seek for treasure in the jewelled | | skies, Albeit he soared with an | | undaunted wing? Hast thou not dragged | | Diana from her car? And driven the | | Hamadryad from the wood To seek a | | shelter in some happier star? Hast thou | | not torn the Naiad from her flood, The | | Elfin from the green grass, and from me | | The summer dream beneath the tamarind | | tree? | | | \ -- Edgar Allen Poe, "Science, a Sonnet" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;