Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ George Bernard Shaw once sent two \
| tickets to the opening night of one of |
| his plays to Winston Churchill with the |
| following note: |
| |
| "Bring a friend, if you have one." |
| |
| Churchill wrote back, returning the two |
| tickets and excused himself as he had a |
| previous engagement. He also attached |
| the following: |
| |
| "Please send me two tickets for the |
\ next night, if there is one." /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;