Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is a good deal of solemn cant \ | about the common interests of capital | | and labour. As matters stand, their | | only common interest is that of cutting | | each other's throat. | | | | -- Brooks Atkinson, "Once Around the | \ Sun" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;