Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ The magician is seated in his high \
| chair and looks upon the world with |
| favor. He is at the height of his |
| powers. If he closes his eyes, he |
| causes the world to disappear. If he |
| opens his eyes, he causes the world to |
| come back. If there is harmony within |
| him, the world is harmonious. If rage |
| shatters his inner harmony, the unity |
| of the world is shattered. If desire |
| arises within him, he utters the magic |
| syllables that causes the desired |
| object to appear. His wishes, his |
| thoughts, his gestures, his noises |
| command the universe. |
| |
| -- Selma Fraiberg, _The Magic Years_, |
\ pg. 107 /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;