Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Climate and Surgery \ | | | R C Gilchrist, who was shot by J Sharp | | twelve days ago, and who received a | | derringer ball in the right breast, and | | who it was supposed at the time could | | not live many hours, was on the street | | yesterday and the day before -- walking | | several blocks at a time. To those who | | design to be riddled with bullets or | | cut to pieces with Bowie-knives, we | | cordially recommend our Sacramento | | climate and Sacramento surgery. | | | | -- Sacramento Daily Union, September | \ 11, 1861 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;