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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  ... This striving for excellence       \
| extends into people's personal lives as |
| well. When '80s people buy something,   |
| they buy the best one, as determined by |
| (1) price and (2) lack of availability. |
| Eighties people buy imported dental     |
| floss. They buy gourmet baking soda. If |
| an '80s couple goes to a restaurant     |
| where they have made a reservation      |
| three weeks in advance, and they are    |
| informed that their table is available, |
| they stalk out immediately, because     |
| they know it is not an excellent        |
| restaurant. If it were, it would have   |
| an enormous crowd of                    |
| excellence-oriented people like         |
| themselves waiting, their beepers going |
| off like crickets in the night. An      |
| excellent restaurant wouldn't have a    |
| table ready immediately for anybody     |
| below the rank of Liza Minnelli.        |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "In Search of            |
\ Excellence"                             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;