Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ (1) Alexander the Great was a great \
| general. (2) Great generals are |
| forewarned. (3) Forewarned is |
| forearmed. (4) Four is an even number. |
| (5) Four is certainly an odd number of |
| arms for a man to have. (6) The only |
| number that is both even and odd is |
| infinity. |
| |
| Therefore, Alexander the Great had an |
\ infinite number of arms. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;