Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ === ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE \
| ======================== |
| |
| The garbage collector now works. In |
| addition a new, experimental garbage |
| collection algorithm has been |
| installed. With SI:%DSK-GC-QLX-BITS set |
| to 17, (NOT the default) the old |
| garbage collection algorithm remains in |
| force; when virtual storage is filled, |
| the machine cold boots itself. With |
| SI:%DSK-GC- QLX-BITS set to 23, the new |
| garbage collector is enabled. Unlike |
| most garbage collectors, the new gc |
| starts its mark phase from the mind of |
| the user, rather than from the obarray. |
| This allows the garbage collection of |
| significantly more Qs. As the garbage |
| collector runs, it may ask you |
| something like "Do you remember what |
| SI:RDTBL-TRANS does?", and if you can't |
| give a reasonable answer in thirty |
| seconds, the symbol becomes a candidate |
| for GCing. The variable |
| SI:%GC-QLX-LUSER-TM governs how long |
| the GC waits before timing out the |
\ user. /
-----------------------------------------
\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;