Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We the unwilling, led by the \ | ungrateful, are doing the impossible. | | We've done so much, for so long, with | | so little, that we are now qualified to | \ do something with nothing. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;