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$ fortune | cowsay

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/  One of the questions that comes up all \
| the time is: How enthusiastic is our    |
| support for UNIX?                       |
|                                         |
| Unix was written on our machines and    |
| for our machines many years ago. Today, |
| much of UNIX being done is done on our  |
| machines. Ten percent of our VAXs are   |
| going for UNIX use. UNIX is a simple    |
| language, easy to understand, easy to   |
| get started with. It's great for        |
| students, great for somewhat casual     |
| users, and it's great for interchanging |
| programs between different machines.    |
| And so, because of its popularity in    |
| these markets, we support it. We have   |
| good UNIX on VAX and good UNIX on       |
| PDP-11s.                                |
|                                         |
| It is our belief, however, that serious |
| professional users will run out of      |
| things they can do with UNIX. They'll   |
| want a real system and will end up      |
| doing VMS when they get to be serious   |
| about programming.                      |
|                                         |
| With UNIX, if you're looking for        |
| something, you can easily and quickly   |
| check that small manual and find out    |
| that it's not there. With VMS, no       |
| matter what you look for -- it's        |
| literally a five-foot shelf of          |
| documentation -- if you look long       |
| enough it's there. That's the           |
| difference -- the beauty of UNIX is     |
| it's simple; and the beauty of VMS is   |
| that it's all there.                    |
|                                         |
| -- Ken Olsen, president of DEC,         |
| DECWORLD Vol. 8 No. 5, 1984 [It's been  |
| argued that the beauty of UNIX is the   |
| same as the beauty of Ken Olsen's       |
\ brain. Ed.]                             /
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;