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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  I made it a rule to forbear all direct \
| contradictions to the sentiments of     |
| others, and all positive assertion of   |
| my own. I even forbade myself the use   |
| of every word or expression in the      |
| language that imported a fixed opinion, |
| such as "certainly", "undoubtedly",     |
| etc. I adopted instead of them "I       |
| conceive", "I apprehend", or "I         |
| imagine" a thing to be so or so; or "so |
| it appears to me at present".           |
|                                         |
| When another asserted something that I  |
| thought an error, I denied myself the   |
| pleasure of contradicting him abruptly, |
| and of showing him immediately some     |
| absurdity in his proposition. In        |
| answering I began by observing that in  |
| certain cases or circumstances his      |
| opinion would be right, but in the      |
| present case there appeared or semed to |
| me some difference, etc.                |
|                                         |
| I soon found the advantage of this      |
| change in my manner; the conversations  |
| I engaged in went on more pleasantly.   |
| The modest way in which I proposed my   |
| opinions procured them a readier        |
| reception and less contradiction. I had |
| less mortification when I was found to  |
| be in the wrong, and I more easily      |
| prevailed with others to give up their  |
| mistakes and join with me when I        |
| happened to be in the right.            |
|                                         |
\ -- Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;