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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH  \
| PHRASES MEAN: #9 has management         |
| potential:                              |
|                                         |
| Because of his intimate relationship    |
| with inanimate objects, the             |
|                                         |
| reviewee has been appointed to the      |
| critical position of department         |
|                                         |
| pencil monitor.                         |
|                                         |
| inspirational:                          |
|                                         |
| A true inspiration to others. ("There,  |
| but for the grace of God,               |
|                                         |
| go I.")                                 |
|                                         |
| adapts to stress:                       |
|                                         |
| Passes wind, water, or out depending    |
| upon the severity of the                |
|                                         |
| situation.                              |
|                                         |
| goal oriented:                          |
|                                         |
| Continually sets low goals for himself, |
| and usually fails                       |
|                                         |
\ to meet them.                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;