Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ My boy is a mean kid. I came home the \
| other day and saw him taping worms to |
| the sidewalk, he sits there and watches |
| the birds get hernias. Well, only last |
| Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he |
| gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye |
| on the back. |
| |
| I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have |
| kids of your own." One of them said, |
| "So will you." |
| |
\ -- Rodney Dangerfield /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;