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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ My boy is a mean kid. I came home the   \
| other day and saw him taping worms to   |
| the sidewalk, he sits there and watches |
| the birds get hernias. Well, only last  |
| Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he   |
| gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye   |
| on the back.                            |
|                                         |
| I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have   |
| kids of your own." One of them said,    |
| "So will you."                          |
|                                         |
\ -- Rodney Dangerfield                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;