Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / How many seconds are there in a year? \ | If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, | | you won't even try to remember it. On | | the other hand, who could forget that, | | to within half a percent, pi seconds is | | a nanocentury. | | | \ -- Tom Duff, Bell Labs / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;