Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ When someone makes a move We'll send \
| them all we've got, Of which we don't |
| approve, John Wayne and Randolph Scott, |
| Who is it that always intervenes? |
| Remember those exciting fighting |
| scenes? U.N. and O.A.S., To the shores |
| of Tripoli, They have their place, I |
| guess, But not to Mississippoli, But |
| first, send the Marines! What do we do? |
| We send the Marines! |
| |
| For might makes right, Members of the |
| corps And till they've seen the light, |
| All hate the thought of war: They've |
| got to be protected, They'd rather kill |
| them off by |
| |
| peaceful means. All their rights |
| respected, Stop calling it aggression-- |
| Till somebody we like can be elected. |
| We hate that expression! |
| |
| We only want the world to know |
| |
| That we support the status quo; |
| |
| They love us everywhere we go, |
| |
| So when in doubt, send the Marines! |
| |
\ -- Tom Lehrer, "Send The Marines" /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;