Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ A Severe Strain on the Credulity \
| |
| As a method of sending a missile to the |
| higher, and even to the highest parts |
| of the earth's atmospheric envelope, |
| Professor Goddard's rocket is a |
| practicable and therefore promising |
| device. It is when one considers the |
| multiple-charge rocket as a traveler to |
| the moon that one begins to doubt... |
| for after the rocket quits our air and |
| really starts on its journey, its |
| flight would be neither accelerated nor |
| maintained by the explosion of the |
| charges it then might have left. |
| Professor Goddard, with his "chair" in |
| Clark College and countenancing of the |
| Smithsonian Institution, does not know |
| the relation of action to re-action, |
| and of the need to have something |
| better than a vacuum against which to |
| react... Of course he only seems to |
| lack the knowledge ladled out daily in |
| high schools. |
| |
\ -- New York Times Editorial, 1920 /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;