Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ All programmers are optimists. Perhaps \
| this modern sorcery especially attracts |
| those who believe in happy endings and |
| fairy godmothers. Perhaps the hundreds |
| of nitty frustrations drive away all |
| but those who habitually focus on the |
| end goal. Perhaps it is merely that |
| computers are young, programmers are |
| younger, and the young are always |
| optimists. But however the selection |
| process works, the result is |
| indisputable: "This time it will surely |
| run," or "I just found the last bug." |
| |
| -- Frederick Brooks, "The Mythical Man |
\ Month" /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;