Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Never try to explain computers to a \
| layman. It's easier to explain sex to a |
| virgin. |
| |
| -- Robert Heinlein |
| |
| (Note, however, that virgins tend to |
\ know a lot about computers.) /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;