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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black  \
| umbrella, even if there's just a thirty |
| percent chance of rain. May I ask a     |
| young lady who is a stranger to me to   |
| share its protection? This morning, I   |
| was waiting for a bus in comparative    |
| comfort, my umbrella protecting me from |
| the downpour, and noticed an attractive |
| young woman getting soaked. I have      |
| often seen her at my bus stop, although |
| we have never spoken, and I don't even  |
| know her name. Could I have asked her   |
| to get under my umbrella without        |
| seeming insulting?                      |
|                                         |
| Gentle Reader: Certainly. Consideration |
| for those less fortunate than you is    |
| always proper, although it would be     |
| more convincing if you stopped babbling |
| about how attractive she is. In order   |
| not to give Good Samaritanism a bad     |
| name, Miss Manners asks you to allow    |
| her two or three rainy days of          |
| unmolested protection before making     |
\ your attack.                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;