Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have a box of telephone rings under \ | my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open | | it up a little bit, and I get a phone | | call. One day I dropped the box all | | over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop | | ringing. I had to get it disconnected. | | So I got a new phone. I didn't have | | much money, so I had to get an | | irregular. It doesn't have a five. I | | ran into a friend of mine on the street | | the other day. He said why don't you | | give me a call. I told him I can't call | | everybody I want to anymore, my phone | | doesn't have a five. He asked how long | | had it been that way. I said I didn't | | know -- my calendar doesn't have any | | sevens. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;