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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ When someone makes a move We'll send    \
| them all we've got, Of which we don't   |
| approve, John Wayne and Randolph Scott, |
| Who is it that always intervenes?       |
| Remember those exciting fighting        |
| scenes? U.N. and O.A.S., To the shores  |
| of Tripoli, They have their place, I    |
| guess, But not to Mississippoli, But    |
| first, send the Marines! What do we do? |
| We send the Marines!                    |
|                                         |
| For might makes right, Members of the   |
| corps And till they've seen the light,  |
| All hate the thought of war: They've    |
| got to be protected, They'd rather kill |
| them off by                             |
|                                         |
| peaceful means. All their rights        |
| respected, Stop calling it aggression-- |
| Till somebody we like can be elected.   |
| We hate that expression!                |
|                                         |
| We only want the world to know          |
|                                         |
| That we support the status quo;         |
|                                         |
| They love us everywhere we go,          |
|                                         |
| So when in doubt, send the Marines!     |
|                                         |
\ -- Tom Lehrer, "Send The Marines"       /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;