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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The more a man is imbued with the       \
| ordered regularity of all events, the   |
| firmer becomes his conviction that      |
| there is no room left by the side of    |
| this ordered regularity for causes of a |
| different nature. For him neither the   |
| rule of human nor the rule of divine    |
| will exists as an independent cause of  |
| natural events. To be sure, the         |
| doctrine of a personal God interfering  |
| with natural events could never be      |
| refuted, in the real sense, by science, |
| for this doctrine can always take       |
| refuge in those domains in which        |
| scientific knowledge has not yet been   |
| able to set foot.                       |
|                                         |
| But I am persuaded that such behavior   |
| on the part of the representatives of   |
| religion would not only be unworthy but |
| also fatal. For a doctrine which is     |
| able to maintain itself not in clear    |
| light, but only in the dark, will of    |
| necessity lose its effect on mankind,   |
| with incalculable harm to human         |
| progress. In their struggle for the     |
| ethical good, teachers of religion must |
| have the stature to give up the         |
| doctrine of a personal God, that is,    |
| give up that source of fear and hope    |
| which in the past placed such vast      |
| powers in the hands of priests. In      |
| their labors they will have to avail    |
| themselves of those forces which are    |
| capable of cultivating the Good, the    |
| True, and the Beautiful in humanity     |
| itself. This is, to be sure, a more     |
| difficult but an incomparably more      |
| worthy task.                            |
|                                         |
\ -- Albert Einstein                      /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;