Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I would be batting the big feller if \ | they wasn't ready with the other one, | | but a left-hander would be the thing if | | they wouldn't have knowed it already | | because there is more things involved | | than could come up on the road, even | | after we've been home a long while. | | | \ -- Casey Stengel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;