Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Breast Feeding should not be attempted \
| by fathers with hairy chests, since |
| they can make the baby sneeze and give |
| it wind. |
| |
| -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair |
\ Anarchist's Almanac" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;