Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mac Airways: The cashiers, flight \ | attendants and pilots all look the | | same, feel the same and act the same. | | When asked questions about the flight, | | they reply that you don't want to know, | | don't need to know and would you please | | return to your seat and watch the | \ movie. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;