Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ A master was asked the question, "What \
| is the Way?" by a curious monk. |
| |
| "It is right before your eyes," said |
| the master. |
| |
| "Why do I not see it for myself?" |
| |
| "Because you are thinking of yourself." |
| |
| "What about you: do you see it?" |
| |
| "So long as you see double, saying `I |
| don't', and `you do', and so on, your |
| eyes are clouded," said the master. |
| |
| "When there is neither `I' nor `You', |
| can one see it?" |
| |
| "When there is neither `I' nor `You', |
\ who is the one that wants to see it?" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;