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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Buzz off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine     \
| eyes Of hateful soreness, purge mine    |
| ears of corn; Less dear than army ants  |
| in apple pies Art thou, old prune-face, |
| with thy chestnuts worn, Dropt from thy |
| peeling lips like lousy fruit; Like     |
| honeybees upon the perfum'd rose They   |
| suck, and like the double-breasted suit |
| Are out of date; therefore, Banana      |
| Nose, Go fly a kite, thy welcome's      |
| overstayed; And stem the produce of thy |
| waspish wits: Thy logick, like thy      |
| locks, is disarrayed; Thy cheer, like   |
| thy complexion, is the pits. Be off, I  |
| say; go bug somebody new, Scram, beat   |
\ it, get thee hence, and nuts to you.    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;