Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Deep" is a word like "theory" or \ | "semantic" -- it implies all sorts of | | marvelous things. It's one thing to be | | able to say "I've got a theory", quite | | another to say "I've got a semantic | | theory", but, ah, those who can claim | | "I've got a deep semantic theory", they | | are truly blessed. | | | \ -- Randy Davis / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;