Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ It is important to note that probably \
| no large operating system using current |
| design technology can withstand a |
| determined and well-coordinated attack, |
| and that most such documented |
| penetrations have been remarkably easy. |
| -- B. Hebbard, "A Penetration Analysis |
| of the Michigan Terminal System", |
| Operating Systems Review, Vol. 14, No. |
\ 1, June 1980, pp. 7-20 /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;