Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / He that composes himself is wiser than \ | he that composes a book. | | | \ -- B. Franklin / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;