Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * Knghtbrd pelts wichert with NERF \ | darts * wichert notes there are no ICBM | | nerfs yet and ignores kngtbrd | |wichert - just wait, after | | seeing the NERF gatling guns, ICBMs | | | | are not far off (just pump the damned | | thing for an hour or two | | | \ is all...) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;