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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find \
| yourself unsure as to what to say in    |
| those awkward situations? Worry no      |
| more...                                 |
|                                         |
| Go away. You bother me.                 |
|                                         |
| Why? Because life is unfair.            |
|                                         |
| That's a nice drawing. What is it?      |
|                                         |
| Children should be seen and not heard.  |
|                                         |
| You'll be the death of me.              |
|                                         |
| You'll understand when you're older.    |
|                                         |
| Because.                                |
|                                         |
| Wipe that smile off your face.          |
|                                         |
| I don't believe you.                    |
|                                         |
| How many times have I told you to be    |
| careful?                                |
|                                         |
\ Just because.                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;