Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ A rose is a rose is a rose. Just ask \
| Jean Marsh, known to millions of PBS |
| viewers in the '70s as Rose, the maid |
| on the LWT export "Upstairs, |
| Downstairs." Though Marsh has since |
| gone on to other projects, ... it's |
| with Rose she's forever identified. So |
| much so that she even likes to joke |
| about having one named after her, a |
| distinction not without its drawbacks. |
| "I was very flattered when I heard |
| about it, but when I looked up the |
| official description, it said, `Jean |
| Marsh: pale peach, not very good in |
| beds; better up against a wall.' I want |
| to tell you that's not true. I'm very |
\ good in beds as well." /
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\ ^__^
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;