Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Humor in the Court: Q: So, after the \
| anesthesia, when you came out of it, |
| what did you observe |
| |
| with respect to your scalp? A: I didn't |
| see my scalp the whole time I was in |
| the hospital. Q: It was covered? A: |
| Yes, bandaged. Q: Then, later on.. what |
| did you see? A: I had a skin graft. My |
| whole buttocks and leg were removed and |
| put on top |
| |
\ of my head. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;