Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ ... Fortunately, the responsibility for \
| providing evidence is on the part of |
| the person making the claim, not the |
| critic. It is not the responsibility of |
| UFO skeptics to prove that a UFO has |
| never existed, nor is it the |
| responsibility of |
| paranormal-health-claims skeptics to |
| prove that crystals or colored lights |
| never healed anyone. The skeptic's role |
| is to point out claims that are not |
| adequately supported by acceptable |
| evidence and to provide plausible |
| alternative explanations that are more |
| in keeping with the accepted body of |
| scientific evidence. ... |
| |
| -- Thomas L. Creed, The Skeptical |
\ Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, pg. 215 /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;