Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Humor in th Court: Q: Do you drink when \ | you're on duty? A: I don't drink when | | I'm on duty, unless I come on duty | \ drunk. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;