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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ -- Neophyte's serendipity. -- Exclusive \
| dedication to necessitious chores       |
| without interludes of                   |
|                                         |
| hedonistic diversion renders John a     |
| hebetudinous fellow. -- A revolving     |
| concretion of earthy or mineral matter  |
| accumulates no                          |
|                                         |
| congeries of small, green bryophytic    |
| plant. -- The person presenting the     |
| ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby |
| the                                     |
|                                         |
| optimal cachinnation. -- Abstention     |
| from any aleatory undertaking precludes |
| a potential                             |
|                                         |
| escallation of a lucrative nature. --   |
| Missiles of ligneous or osteal          |
| consistency have the potential of       |
|                                         |
| fracturing osseous structure, but       |
| appellations will eternally             |
|                                         |
\ remain innocuous.                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;