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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ It is not necessary to inquire whether  \
| a woman would like something for        |
| dessert. The answer is yes, she would   |
| like something for dessert, but she     |
| would like you to order it so she can   |
| pick at it with your fork. She does not |
| want you to call attention to this by   |
| saying, 'If you wanted a dessert, why   |
| didn't you order one?' You must         |
| understand, she has the dessert she     |
| wants. The dessert she wants is         |
| contained within yours.                 |
|                                         |
| -- Merrill Markoe, "An Insider's Guide  |
\ to the American Woman"                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;