Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Politics are almost as exciting as war, \ | and quite as dangerous. In war, you can | | only be killed once. | | | \ -- Winston Churchill / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;