Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / History has much to say on following \ | the proper procedures. From a history | | of the Mexican revolution: | | | | "Hidalgo was later defeated at | | Guadalajara. The rebel army was | | captured on its way through the | | mountains. All were courtmartialed and | | shot, except Hidalgo, because he was a | | priest. He was handed over to the | | bishop of Durango who excommunicated | | him and returned him to the army where | \ he was then executed." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;