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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ One promising concept that I came up    \
| with right away was that you could      |
| manufacture personal air bags, then get |
| a law passed requiring that they be     |
| installed on congressmen to keep them   |
| from taking trips. Let's say your       |
| congressman was trying to travel to     |
| Paris to do a fact-finding study on how |
| the French government handles diseases  |
| transmitted by sherbet. Just when he    |
| got to the plane, his mandatory air     |
| bag, strapped around his waist, would   |
| inflate -- FWWAAAAAAPPPP -- thus        |
| rendering him too large to fit through  |
| the plane door. It could also be rigged |
| to inflate whenever the congressman     |
| proposed a law. ("Mr. Speaker, people   |
| ask me, why should October be           |
| designated as Cuticle Inspection Month? |
| And I answer that FWWAAAAAAPPPP.") This |
| would save millions of dollars, so I    |
| have no doubt that the public would     |
| violently support a law requiring       |
| airbags on congressmen. The problem is  |
| that your potential market is very      |
| small: there are only around 500        |
| members of Congress, and some of them,  |
| such as House Speaker "Tip" O'Neil, are |
| already too large to fit on normal      |
| aircraft.                               |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "'Mister Mediocre'       |
\ Restaurants"                            /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;