Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One promising concept that I came up \ | with right away was that you could | | manufacture personal air bags, then get | | a law passed requiring that they be | | installed on congressmen to keep them | | from taking trips. Let's say your | | congressman was trying to travel to | | Paris to do a fact-finding study on how | | the French government handles diseases | | transmitted by sherbet. Just when he | | got to the plane, his mandatory air | | bag, strapped around his waist, would | | inflate -- FWWAAAAAAPPPP -- thus | | rendering him too large to fit through | | the plane door. It could also be rigged | | to inflate whenever the congressman | | proposed a law. ("Mr. Speaker, people | | ask me, why should October be | | designated as Cuticle Inspection Month? | | And I answer that FWWAAAAAAPPPP.") This | | would save millions of dollars, so I | | have no doubt that the public would | | violently support a law requiring | | airbags on congressmen. The problem is | | that your potential market is very | | small: there are only around 500 | | members of Congress, and some of them, | | such as House Speaker "Tip" O'Neil, are | | already too large to fit on normal | | aircraft. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "'Mister Mediocre' | \ Restaurants" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;