Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Stayed in bed all morning just to pass \ | the time, There's something wrong here, | | there can be no more denying, One of us | | is changing, or maybe we just stopped | | trying, | | | | And it's too late, baby, now, it's too | | late, Though we really did try to make | | it, Something inside has died and I | | can't hide and I just can't fake it... | | | | It used to be so easy living here with | | you, You were light and breezy and I | | knew just what to do Now you look so | | unhappy and I feel like a fool. | | | | There'll be good times again for me and | | you, But we just can't stay together, | | don't you feel it too? But I'm glad for | | what we had and that I once loved | | you... | | | | But it's too late baby... It's too | | late, now darling, it's too late... | | | \ -- Carol King, "Tapestry" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;