Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I always will remember -- I was in no \ | mood to trifle; 'Twas a year ago | | November -- I got down my trusty rifle | | I went out to shoot some deer And went | | out to stalk my prey -- On a morning | | bright and clear. What a haul I made | | that day! I went and shot the maximum I | | tied them to my bumper and The game | | laws would allow: I drove them home | | somehow, Two game wardens, seven | | hunters, Two game wardens, seven | | hunters, And a cow. And a cow. | | | | The Law was very firm, it People ask me | | how I do it Took away my permit-- And I | | say, "There's nothin' to it! The worst | | punishment I ever endured. You just | | stand there lookin' cute, It turns out | | there was a reason: And when something | | moves, you shoot." Cows were out of | | season, and And there's ten stuffed | | heads One of the hunters wasn't | | insured. In my trophy room right now: | | | | Two game wardens, seven hunters, | | | | And a pure-bred guernsey cow. | | | \ -- Tom Lehrer, "The Hunting Song" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;