Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ A couple of young fellers were fishing \
| at their special pond off the beaten |
| track when out of the bushes jumped the |
| Game Warden. Immediately, one of the |
| boys threw his rod down and started |
| running through the woods like the |
| proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on |
| his heels ran the Game Warden. After |
| about a half mile the fella stopped and |
| stooped over with his hands on his |
| thighs, whooping and heaving to catch |
| his breath as the Game Warden finally |
| caught up to him. |
| |
| "Let's see yer fishin' license, boy," |
| the Warden gasped. The man pulled out |
| his wallet and gave the Game Warden a |
| valid fishing license. |
| |
| "Well, son", snarled the Game Warden, |
| "You must be about as dumb as a box of |
| rocks! You didn't have to run if you |
| have a license!" |
| |
| "Yes, sir," replied his victim, "but, |
| well, see, my friend back there, he |
\ don't have one!" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;