Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The judge fined the jaywalker fifty \ | dollars and told him if he was caught | | again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine | \ today, cooler tomorrow. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;