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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 ____________________________________
/ Crenna's Law of Political          \
| Accountability:                    |
|                                    |
| If you are the first to know about |
| something bad, you are going to be |
|                                    |
| held responsible for acting on it, |
\ regardless of your formal duties.  /
 ------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;