Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ In general, if you think something \
| isn't in Perl, try it out, because it |
| usually is. :-) |
| |
| -- Larry Wall in |
\ <1991Jul31.174523.9447@netlabs.com> /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;