Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / George's friend Sam had a dog who could \ | recite the Gettysburg Address. "Let me | | buy him from you," pleaded George after | | a demonstration. | | | | "Okay," agreed Sam. "All he knows is | | that Lincoln speech anyway." | | | | At his company's Fourth of July picnic, | | George brought his new pet and | | announced that the animal could recite | | the entire Gettysburg Address. No one | | believed him, and they proceeded to | | place bets against the dog. George | | quieted the crowd and said, "Now we'll | | begin!" Then he looked at the dog. The | | dog looked back. No sound. "Come on, | | boy, do your stuff." Nothing. A | | disappointed George took his dog and | | went home. | | | | "Why did you embarrass me like that in | | front of everybody?" George yelled at | | the dog. "Do you realize how much money | | you lost me?" | | | | "Don't be silly, George," replied the | | dog. "Think of the odds we're gonna get | \ on Labor Day." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;