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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". \
|                                         |
| Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a        |
| softer, more soothing sound than the    |
| harsh, staccato "go to sleep"? Listen   |
| to the difference:                      |
|                                         |
| "Go to sleep, you little wretch!" ...   |
| "Gay shlafen, darling." Obvious, isn't  |
| it?                                     |
|                                         |
| Clearly the best thing you can do for   |
| you children is to start speaking       |
| Yiddish right now and never speak       |
| another word of English as long as you  |
| live. This will, of course, entail      |
| teaching Yiddish to all your friends,   |
| business associates, the people at the  |
| supermarket, and so on, but that's just |
| the point. It has to start with         |
| committed individuals and then grow.... |
|                                         |
| Some minor adjustments will have to be  |
| made, of course: those signs written in |
| what look like Yiddish letters won't be |
| funny when everything is written in     |
| Yiddish. And we'll have to start        |
| driving on the left side of the road so |
| we won't be reading the street signs    |
| backwards. But is that too high a price |
| to pay for world peace? I think not, my |
| friend, I think not.                    |
|                                         |
| -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to |
\ Yiddish"                                /
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;