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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ George's friend Sam had a dog who could \
| recite the Gettysburg Address. "Let me  |
| buy him from you," pleaded George after |
| a demonstration.                        |
|                                         |
| "Okay," agreed Sam. "All he knows is    |
| that Lincoln speech anyway."            |
|                                         |
| At his company's Fourth of July picnic, |
| George brought his new pet and          |
| announced that the animal could recite  |
| the entire Gettysburg Address. No one   |
| believed him, and they proceeded to     |
| place bets against the dog. George      |
| quieted the crowd and said, "Now we'll  |
| begin!" Then he looked at the dog. The  |
| dog looked back. No sound. "Come on,    |
| boy, do your stuff." Nothing. A         |
| disappointed George took his dog and    |
| went home.                              |
|                                         |
| "Why did you embarrass me like that in  |
| front of everybody?" George yelled at   |
| the dog. "Do you realize how much money |
| you lost me?"                           |
|                                         |
| "Don't be silly, George," replied the   |
| dog. "Think of the odds we're gonna get |
\ on Labor Day."                          /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;