Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you want to understand your \ | government, don't begin by reading the | | Constitution. It conveys precious | | little of the flavor of today's | | statecraft. Instead, read selected | | portions of the Washington telephone | | directory containing listings for all | | the organizations with titles beginning | | with the word "National." | | | \ -- George Will / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;