Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / By all means marry: If you get a good \ | wife, you'll become happy; if you get a | | bad one, you'll become a philosopher. | | | \ -- Socrates / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;