Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Computers make excellent and efficient \ | servants, but I have no wish to serve | | under them. Captain, a starship also | | runs on loyalty to one man. And nothing | | can replace it or him. | | | | -- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", | \ stardate 4729.4 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;