Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Difficulty \ | | | Practice no-action; Attend to | | do-nothing; Taste the flavorless, | | Magnify the small, Multiply the few, | | Return love for hate. Deal with the | | difficult while it is yet easy; Deal | | with the great while it is yet small; | | The difficult develops naturally from | | the easy, And the great from the small; | | So the sage, by dealing with the small, | | Achieves the great. Who finds it easy | | to promise finds it hard to be trusted; | | Who takes things lightly finds things | | difficult; The sage recognizes | | difficulty, and so has none. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;