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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Difficulty                              \
|                                         |
| Practice no-action; Attend to           |
| do-nothing; Taste the flavorless,       |
| Magnify the small, Multiply the few,    |
| Return love for hate. Deal with the     |
| difficult while it is yet easy; Deal    |
| with the great while it is yet small;   |
| The difficult develops naturally from   |
| the easy, And the great from the small; |
| So the sage, by dealing with the small, |
| Achieves the great. Who finds it easy   |
| to promise finds it hard to be trusted; |
| Who takes things lightly finds things   |
| difficult; The sage recognizes          |
| difficulty, and so has none.            |
|                                         |
\ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;