Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Basically, I want people to know that \
| when they use binary-only modules, it's |
| THEIR problem. I want people to know |
| that in their bones, and I want it |
| shouted out from the rooftops. I want |
| people to wake up in a cold sweat every |
| once in a while if they use binary-only |
| modules. |
| |
\ -- Linus Torvalds /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;