Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /Knghtbrd: it's not bloat if \ | it's used taniwha: how do | | you explain windoze then? | | Knghtbrd: most of it is used only as | | ballast to make sure your | | | | harddrive is full taniwha: | | ballast... Isn't that what makes subs | | sink to the | | | | bottom of the ocean? | | taniwha: that would explain why | \ winboxes are always going down. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;