Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ [Norm is angry.] \
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| Woody: What can I get you, Mr. |
| Peterson? Norm: Clifford Clavin's head. |
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| -- Cheers, The Triangle |
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| Sam: Hey, what's happening, Norm? Norm: |
| Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, |
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| and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear. |
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| -- Cheers, The Peterson Principle |
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| Sam: How's life in the fast lane, |
| Normie? Norm: Beats me, I can't find |
| the on-ramp. |
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\ -- Cheers, Diane Chambers Day /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;