Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You know you're in trouble when... (1) \ | You've been at work for an hour before | | you notice that your | | | | skirt is caught in your pantyhose. | | | | Especially if you're a man. (2) Your | | blind date turns out to be your | | ex-wife. (3) Your income tax check | | bounces. (4) You put both contact | | lenses in the same eye. (5) Your wife | | says, "Good morning, Bill" and your | | name is George. (6) You wake up to the | | soothing sound of flowing water... the | | day | | | | after you bought a waterbed. (7) You go | | on your honeymoon to a remote little | | hotel and the desk | | | | clerk, bell hop, and manager have a | | "Welcome Back" party | | | \ for your spouse. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;