Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ We've sent a man to the moon, and \
| that's 29,000 miles away. The center of |
| the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You |
| could drive that in a week, but for |
| some reason nobody's ever done it. |
| |
\ -- Andy Rooney /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;