Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a \ | hyphen between the words Fish and And | | and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips | | sign" have been clearer if quotation | | marks had been placed before Fish, and | | between Fish and and, and and and And, | | and And and and, and and and And, and | | And and and, and and and Chips, as well | \ as after Chips? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;