Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Frobnicate, v.: \
| |
| To manipulate or adjust, to tweak. |
| Derived from FROBNITZ. Usually |
| abbreviated to FROB. Thus one has the |
| saying "to frob a frob." See TWEAK and |
| TWIDDLE. Usage: FROB, TWIDDLE, and |
| TWEAK sometimes connote points along a |
| continuum. FROB connotes aimless |
| manipulation; TWIDDLE connotes gross |
| manipulation, often a coarse search for |
| a proper setting; TWEAK connotes |
| fine-tuning. If someone is turning a |
| knob on an oscilloscope, then if he's |
| carefully adjusting it he is probably |
| tweaking it; if he is just turning it |
| but looking at the screen he is |
| probably twiddling it; but if he's just |
| doing it because turning a knob is fun, |
\ he's frobbing it. /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;