Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Cruickshank's Law of Committees: \ | | | If a committee is allowed to discuss a | | bad idea long enough, it | | | | will inevitably decide to implement the | | idea simply because so | | | \ much work has already been done on it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;