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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  What is involved in such [close]       \
| relationships is a form of emotional    |
| chemistry, so far unexplained by any    |
| school of psychiatry I am aware of,     |
| that conditions nothing so simple as a  |
| choice between the poles of attraction  |
| and repulsion. You can meet some people |
| thirty, forty times down the years, and |
| they remain amiable bystanders, like    |
| the shore lights of towns that a sailor |
| passes at stated times but never calls  |
| at on the regular run. Conversely, all  |
| considerations of sex aside, you can    |
| meet some other people once or twice    |
| and they remain permanent influences on |
| your life.                              |
|                                         |
| Everyone is aware of this discrepancy   |
| between the acquaintance seen as        |
| familiar wallpaper or instant friend.   |
| The chemical action it entails is less  |
| worth analyzing than enjoying. At any   |
| rate, these six pieces are about men    |
| with whom I felt an immediate sympat -  |
| to use a coining of Max Beerbohm's more |
| satisfactory to me than the opaque      |
| vogue word "empathy".                   |
|                                         |
\ -- Alistair Cooke, "Six Men"            /
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;