Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Have you ever felt like a wounded cow \ | halfway between an oven and a pasture? | | walking in a trance toward a pregnant | | | | seventeen-year-old housewife's | | | | two-day-old cookbook? | | | \ -- Richard Brautigan / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;