Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Overall, the philosophy is to attack \
| the availability problem from two |
| complementary directions: to reduce the |
| number of software errors through |
| rigorous testing of running systems, |
| and to reduce the effect of the |
| remaining errors by providing for |
| recovery from them. An interesting |
| footnote to this design is that now a |
| system failure can usually be |
| considered to be the result of two |
| program errors: the first, in the |
| program that started the problem; the |
| second, in the recovery routine that |
| could not protect the system. |
| |
| -- A. L. Scherr, "Functional Structure |
| of IBM Virtual Storage |
| |
| Operating Systems, Part II: OS/VS-2 |
| Concepts and |
| |
| Philosophies," IBM Systems Journal, |
\ Vol. 12, No. 4. /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;