Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you do your best the rest of the \ | way, that takes care of everything. | | When we get to October 2, we'll add up | | the wins, and then we'll either all go | | into the playoffs, or we'll all go home | | and play golf. | | | | Both those things sound pretty good to | | me. | | | \ -- Sparky Anderson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;