Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It hangs down from the chandelier \ | Nobody knows quite what it does Its | | color is odd and its shape is weird It | | emits a high-sounding buzz | | | | It grows a couple of feet each day and | | wriggles with sort of a twitch Nobody | | bugs it 'cause it comes from a visiting | | uncle who's rich! | | | \ -- To "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;