Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ I knew I'd hate COBOL the moment I saw \
| they'd used "perform" instead of "do". |
| |
| -- Larry Wall on a not-so-popular |
\ programming language /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;